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Hello, New London. I feel the need to remind you all that I run a bank, not a storage facility for all your junk. I can't and won't try to fit, say, a live chicken in an account box. Other things I won't put in anyone's box: teapots, jump ropes, electronic bits, makeup, clothing....

Please stop. Money only or I'll have to make up a new bank policy that involves me selling your possessions so they do fit in your box.
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From:nl_padma
Date:September 30th, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)
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Barter mentality. Bane of my existence.
From:nl_patariki
Date:September 30th, 2007 02:00 am (UTC)
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Well, I have a plan for if it doesn't stop.

I take whatever it is on offer, place an amount equal to the going rate of the item (less a bank fee for my annoyance) into the offender's box, then send it up to Buckingham to add to storage there, as city property. I'd sell it myself, but I can think of at least one way to abuse that part.
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From:nl_padma
Date:September 30th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
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Perfect, Riki.
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From:nl_draco
Date:October 2nd, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
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And then I'd store it where? Hell no, Patariki.
From:nl_patariki
Date:October 4th, 2007 01:05 am (UTC)
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Then sell it for government funds, what do I care? If I sold off the stuff, I'd have to charge going rates, and I don't have the space or time for a storefront of confiscated stuff.
From:nl_matthew
Date:September 30th, 2007 06:10 am (UTC)
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No comic books. Check. Do people really want you to store live chickens?
From:nl_patariki
Date:September 30th, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
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Just one person, but he keeps trying.
From:nl_matthew
Date:September 30th, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
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...how does he suspect it'll keep on being live?
From:nl_patariki
Date:September 30th, 2007 09:10 pm (UTC)
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I think his idea involves also storing feed for the chicken, but I've never actually asked.
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From:nl_fred
Date:September 30th, 2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
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...so pranks are a no?
From:nl_patariki
Date:September 30th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
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A definite no, right.
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